Swimming
with Sharks

The
Babyface Assasin gets a toe hold on Jim Burman
The
Hows
In
June of this year my attention was drawn to a thread
on another forum whereby someone had flamed then UFC
heavyweigh champ Josh Barnett over the whole steroid
issue. The member claimed that he could tap out Josh
at will (or something similar) and made disparaging
remarks about his physique. The profile of the individual
stated that he was based in London, but what he didn't
know was that Josh was due to visit to corner Ian Freeman
in his fight with Frank Mir. Josh responded on the forum
inviting the 'troll' to tap him out and gave full details
of his address in London. Needless to say the 'troll'
was slow in responding.
I'd
met Josh in Las Vegas when I went to UFC 36, interviewed
him and got along pretty well. I'd always wondered how
good 'the best' are so I posted on the thread that I'd
be honoured to roll with Josh, and I'd be at the same
hotel at the same time. I then forgot about the whole
thing until my first night in London when I bumped into
the 'Assasin'. Our conversation started something like
this:
"Hi
Josh, how are you?"
"Hi
Jim, yeah, sure, we can roll..."
Crap.
The
Whys
I'm
still not sure what prompted me to post on the initial
thread, or to turn up on time, or to get on the mat.
I think it's because I didn't want to feel like a keyboard
warrior but I'm not sure. It could have been because
I thought that it would have made a good article, but
I doubt it. It's probably that on the scale of fandom
it's probably well above 'getting an autograph' and
just below 'indecent and unnatural sexual acts'.
The
Players
Josh
'The Babyface Assasin' Barnett
Over
the years Josh had accumulated a record of 8-1 with
submission victories in 4 of those eight wins. Weighin
in at around 250lbs he had recently won the UFC Heavyweight
title from Randy Couture, overpowering the defending
champ for a second round stoppage. So he can reverse
world class wrestlers, big deal! He is trained by 'the
Wizzard' Matt Hume at AMC, who is one of the world's
most highly rated, and teachnical, trainers. Capable
of fighting both on his back or from above Barnett would
be a formidable foe, and a highly prized scalp!
Jim
Burman
Weighing
in at around 195lbs holding a competition record of
0-2 in grappling only I must admit the task at hand
seemed a little daunting. Trained by, amongst other,
Darren 'the Pontefract Pitbull' Currie I could sense
my luck was about to change. I'd been polishing my ankle
and leg submission for months and was primed to go.
Many would have me as the clear underdog in this match
up but I know enough about martial arts to be able to
spell jiu-jitsu in two different ways.
The
Wildcard - Elvis 'the King of Rock and Rumble' Sinosic
Elvis
came into this fairly late in the equation, I'll explain
how later. Elvis in graded in Machado BJJ (I can't remember
if it's Purple or Brown) and with his long limbs he
was going to be awkward to handle. Plus, he holds a
submission victory over Jeremy Horn, a fighter who many
would rate as a world class ground technician. At least
at 199lbs, he's close to my weight!
How
it Goes Down
Every
night Elvis had been training at about 7-8pm and Josh
and Ian would train at about 8.30pm. Josh had arranged
to meet me at 8pm and I was there with plenty of time
to spare. The night before I'd been discussing strategies
with Jim Genia, a regular writer for Full Contact Fighter
and Renzo Gracie student. As Jim knows more about MMA
and grappling then most people I've ever met I thought
that he could give me some good ideas. With the apparent
weight, strength and stamina difference he suggested
that I go for the ankles. 'If BJ (Penn) was fighting
Bob Sapp he'd go for his ankles' was part of the basis
for his advice. Well, I thought, if it's good enough
for BJ then it's good enough for me.
I
was waiting for Josh whilst watching Elvis train. Regardless
of what you saw on the night his guard did look really
good, very active with great hip movement. Josh walks
in a little after 8pm and sees I've got my kit and we
warm up. It's at this point that I start to get nervous.
In reality I know that this is only grappling and that
if it hurts I can tap out but I still got nervous. Josh
is ready in about two seconds flat whilst I'm still
trying to stretch out a back that has had to sleep on
a camp bed. Elvis and his trainer (Anthony) come over
as they're finishing their session and Josh promptly
starts rolling with Anthony. As I finish warming up
Elvis asks if I want to roll so without a thought I
say yes, and it's on.
Absolute
Reality
In
reality I had no doubts in my mind that UFC calibre
fighters would be able to tap me out at the drop of
a hat. To be honest, I'd be shocked if they couldn't.
I started off in Elvis' guard and he proceeded to show
me how good he was with arm bars and triangles. Within
seconds of rolling he had caught me with a triangle
and he joked with me about leaving my arm in when trying
to pass. I didn't realise that I had but I joked and
said that I had wanted to know how Jeremy Horn had felt
during their fight. After about 5 minutes I remembered
how to grapple after being a little bit phased out by
the situation. I worked vigorously to pass his guard,
head down to avoid more submissions. I looked up briefly
and noticed that he wasn't using his hands to control
me. My heart sank. The only brief period of respite
was when I attempted a revese achillies hold, but that
attempt, like almost everything else that I attempted,
ended in an armlock. I was still trying to work the
ankle with my legs as I was tapping out. After getting
frustrated we switched so that Elvis started in my guard.
I tried my best to sweep and submit the Australian but
it was no use and he passed and I tapped. We stopped
for breath and Elvis said to me 'you do know Josh is
a good 50 lbs heavier than me?' to which I responded
enthusiastically 'yeah, I know'.

Jim
tries to sweep Elvis
Even
though I was really beginning to gas badly I moved on
to Josh. It was the same scenario with me starting inside
his guard, but this time something was different. I
expected Josh to be a lot stronger and more likely to
manhandle me so I really pushed for the pass and to
my amazement found myself in his half guard. My small
victory was short lived however as he then proceeded
to switch to a figure four ankle lock and tap me out
with relative ease. It wasn't like I'd never seen the
ankle lock before, or didn't know that he was doing
it. It was just that his set up and execution of the
move was so good that I was helpless to stop it. To
make things worse Josh repeated this over and over a
good two or three times. On the forth attempt I decided
that I'd had enough and spotted it coming. A battle
of leg locks ensued, I successfully escaped an achillies
hold (hooray) only to slip into another figure four
(boo). The rest of the session I can't really remember
much about because I was so badly gassed. I remember
him attempting kimuras and then armlocks and then kneebars.
I remember me attempting not to pass out.
Elvis'
game was VERY BJJ and he played it great. As I said
before he had a very active guard and he used his long
legs to great effect. Josh's game was different in that
he loved working the half guard and leg submissions.
One thing that I did notice was that when Josh grappled
he covered up as if I could strike him. Plus, for a
big guy he was VERY fast.

Grabbing
a breather
All
in All
As
I slumped with my head against the lift wall on my way
back to the hotel room, my body shaking uncontrolably
with exhaustion I thought to myself how lucky I had
been. Both of the guys that I'd rolled with had handled
me with real ease but neither had resorted to strength
or brutality to beat me. Both had been true gentlemen,
and not cranked on submissions like some might have
and demonstrated real skill and control. I saw both
guys in a restaurant later on and they both came over
and asked how I was doing, I must have looked a little
bit more gassed than I thought. Whatever these two athletes
go on to do they will always have my respect and I'll
always be a fan. I'd proved to myself that I wasn't
scared to get on the mat with two world class fighters
and I'd had a ton of fun, which is all I'd ever wanted
from grappling, and life.

Josh
and a knackered Jim
Article
and photos by Jim Burman, 9 August 2002
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